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Yay! Real-life couple (and new parents!) Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are finally taking their romance to the big screen! Well, technically. There's a new trailer floating around the interwebs for a "film" called MoonQuake Lake, a sort of sappy, Twilight-esque, sci-fi spoof starring Kutcher, Kunis, and Rihanna as some creepy-fanged mutant creature who's still pretty hot because, I mean... it's Rihanna. The clip also involves other important elements like radioactive tears, a mermaid who speaks Dolphin, ominous fog, and serious talk of space travel. You know, the usual.
According to Deadline, MoonQuake Lake is actually from a scene in the upcoming Annie reboot involving a trip to the cinema. (There's also a song on the Annie soundtrack of the same name, by Sia and Beck.) Which makes us sad, because this definitely would've been our new favorite movie. At least in terms of hate-watching.
But, while the fake trailer may not be any more than a tease, its creators have really gone all out: MoonQuake Lake has even got its own dedicated website on Sony's server. Maybe there's some hope for it, yet...
Santa’s got a 9mm for those who have been naughty
Man In Santa Outfit Arrested For Shooting 2 Men In Detroit
Via NYDailyNewsThe ringing of gunfire filled the air as police chased down Santa Claus after shooting a pair.- See more at: http://bossip.com/1081370/packin-heat-gun-totin-santa-claus-arrested-after-shooting-2-men-at-detroit-gas-station-43081/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.R5Y6y5DG.dpuf
A man dressed as Santa shot two men after an early-morning confrontation at a Detroit gas station and was run down on foot by off-duty cops who responded to the gunfire, The Detroit News reported.
An argument over a woman quickly escalated into gunplay at a Speedway gas station on Jefferson Ave. just off I-375 in downtown Detroit at 1:45 a.m. Sunday, police said.
“Two men were arguing outside the store. They started shoving each other. As they were arguing, the guy in the Santa Claus outfit started shooting,” a witness told WXYZ. “It was crazy down here.”
When two men turned to go to their car after a shoving match, the man in the Santa outfit told police he opened fire because he believed they were going to get a weapon. One victim was shot in the chest and another in the hand. Both are expected to recover, police said.
“Apparently, there was an argument over Santa’s girlfriend — Mrs. Claus,” Detroit Police Officer Adam Madera told The Detroit News.
Two off-duty officers got into a foot chase with Santa, which ended when the unidentified man was arrested three blocks away in view of stunned bystanders outside St. Andrews Hall, a popular music venue.
Santa’s got a 9mm for those who have been naughty
Man In Santa Outfit Arrested For Shooting 2 Men In Detroit
Via NYDailyNewsThe ringing of gunfire filled the air as police chased down Santa Claus after shooting a pair.- See more at: http://bossip.com/1081370/packin-heat-gun-totin-santa-claus-arrested-after-shooting-2-men-at-detroit-gas-station-43081/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.R5Y6y5DG.dpuf
A man dressed as Santa shot two men after an early-morning confrontation at a Detroit gas station and was run down on foot by off-duty cops who responded to the gunfire, The Detroit News reported.
An argument over a woman quickly escalated into gunplay at a Speedway gas station on Jefferson Ave. just off I-375 in downtown Detroit at 1:45 a.m. Sunday, police said.
“Two men were arguing outside the store. They started shoving each other. As they were arguing, the guy in the Santa Claus outfit started shooting,” a witness told WXYZ. “It was crazy down here.”
When two men turned to go to their car after a shoving match, the man in the Santa outfit told police he opened fire because he believed they were going to get a weapon. One victim was shot in the chest and another in the hand. Both are expected to recover, police said.
“Apparently, there was an argument over Santa’s girlfriend — Mrs. Claus,” Detroit Police Officer Adam Madera told The Detroit News.
Two off-duty officers got into a foot chase with Santa, which ended when the unidentified man was arrested three blocks away in view of stunned bystanders outside St. Andrews Hall, a popular music venue.
Santa’s got a 9mm for those who have been naughty
Man In Santa Outfit Arrested For Shooting 2 Men In Detroit
Via NYDailyNewsThe ringing of gunfire filled the air as police chased down Santa Claus after shooting a pair.- See more at: http://bossip.com/1081370/packin-heat-gun-totin-santa-claus-arrested-after-shooting-2-men-at-detroit-gas-station-43081/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.R5Y6y5DG.dpuf
A man dressed as Santa shot two men after an early-morning confrontation at a Detroit gas station and was run down on foot by off-duty cops who responded to the gunfire, The Detroit News reported.
An argument over a woman quickly escalated into gunplay at a Speedway gas station on Jefferson Ave. just off I-375 in downtown Detroit at 1:45 a.m. Sunday, police said.
“Two men were arguing outside the store. They started shoving each other. As they were arguing, the guy in the Santa Claus outfit started shooting,” a witness told WXYZ. “It was crazy down here.”
When two men turned to go to their car after a shoving match, the man in the Santa outfit told police he opened fire because he believed they were going to get a weapon. One victim was shot in the chest and another in the hand. Both are expected to recover, police said.
“Apparently, there was an argument over Santa’s girlfriend — Mrs. Claus,” Detroit Police Officer Adam Madera told The Detroit News.
Two off-duty officers got into a foot chase with Santa, which ended when the unidentified man was arrested three blocks away in view of stunned bystanders outside St. Andrews Hall, a popular music venue.
Santa’s got a 9mm for those who have been naughty
Man In Santa Outfit Arrested For Shooting 2 Men In Detroit
Via NYDailyNewsThe ringing of gunfire filled the air as police chased down Santa Claus after shooting a pair.- See more at: http://bossip.com/1081370/packin-heat-gun-totin-santa-claus-arrested-after-shooting-2-men-at-detroit-gas-station-43081/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.R5Y6y5DG.dpuf
A man dressed as Santa shot two men after an early-morning confrontation at a Detroit gas station and was run down on foot by off-duty cops who responded to the gunfire, The Detroit News reported.
An argument over a woman quickly escalated into gunplay at a Speedway gas station on Jefferson Ave. just off I-375 in downtown Detroit at 1:45 a.m. Sunday, police said.
“Two men were arguing outside the store. They started shoving each other. As they were arguing, the guy in the Santa Claus outfit started shooting,” a witness told WXYZ. “It was crazy down here.”
When two men turned to go to their car after a shoving match, the man in the Santa outfit told police he opened fire because he believed they were going to get a weapon. One victim was shot in the chest and another in the hand. Both are expected to recover, police said.
“Apparently, there was an argument over Santa’s girlfriend — Mrs. Claus,” Detroit Police Officer Adam Madera told The Detroit News.
Two off-duty officers got into a foot chase with Santa, which ended when the unidentified man was arrested three blocks away in view of stunned bystanders outside St. Andrews Hall, a popular music venue.
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